December 2009
62 posts
All right LB
I have 3 ideas for a tattoo I want, and I’m about 95% sure we should get some.
Today really, truly, absolutely sucks.
(via delacroix)
Word. Luckily I’m still smiling.
Click this right nowwww!!!!! →
Jesus spottings this year! →
yo momma →
Me: Do you want to hear my new favorite joke? Mom: Of course. Me: ok, what do vegan zombies eat? Mom: What? Me: GRAAAINS! GRAAAINS! Me: Ha ha!! Mom: Ha ha!!! Me: I love it. Mom: Well, actually, I don’t get it. Me: They eat grains instead of brains because they’re vegan. Mom: Do zombies usually eat brains? Me: Yeah, that’s what zombies eat. Are you not up on your zombie literature? Mom:...
I'm a whole and complete person, I just like...
“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created wtih four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two seperate parts, condeming them to spend their lives in search of their other halves.”
(although, I admit, I don’t think I exist without you.)
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage. Rage against the dying of the light.
5 reasons a zombie apocalypse could actually... →
Come up to meet you Tell you I’m sorry You...
Come ooooonnnn LB!!!
I come home in like, 3 weeks. LETS GET TATTOOS! preez preez pprrrreeezzzzzzzz?
Love me, love me, love me, say you do. Let me fly...
my Nina <3
“I’ve had parents tell me that their son tried to cut out his own tongue...”
Posted in two places. First and last time that...
shoesonwrong:
I intended — and would still like for — Delicate/Demanding to be a place where I talk about mental health issues in general and bipolar disorder in particular. I envisioned more frequent posting, however, and thought that I could clearly delineate between me (shoesonwrong.tumblr.com) and what my mental illness is doing to me (delicatedemanding.tumblr.com). I’m finding it not to be...
The last time I was at my reproductive...
shoesonwrong:
It took me awhile, but I finally got the joke.
It’s funny because I’m supposed to be a crazy, wackadoo flake! Plus, when you consider the higher suicide rates among bipolar people, the joke gets twice as funny because I might not be around in ten years! Layers, people!
Oh how I laughed a very loud laugh.
Fuck GAGA! I want Gwen back.
(via paintedstreetlions)
Shes a smokin hot mama now, with gorgeous babies. Disco Satan however, will only ever be a fake, disgusting pain in my ass. Don’t you love how she just wears whatever and does whatever and then tries to pass it off as “art”
