December 2010
40 posts
“No one wants an abortion as she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche. She wants...”
– Frederica Mathewes-Green (via spheres)
That moment when you're reading a book and you...
“I like sex because it feels good, of course. But also because it’s an...”
– The Pervocracy: Rebellion. (via sexisnottheenemy)
Here's a daily dose of TMI!
My right anchor has been acting up. I think it might be rejecting, which is both sad and obnoxious because I have to have time to go home to see my piercer. I only ever get to go home for a night, the whole weekend tops, but even then its hard to schedule everything I want to do.
In this case, I got out of the shower and it was hurting, so I pressed my fingers around it to feel if it was warm...
“Sidda: Daddy, did you get loved enough?
Shep: What’s enough?”
– Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood
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Lots of text posting..but..
Buddy: You are a little cuddlepillar, who eats cuddles, then cuddles up in a cocoon, and blossoms into a beautiful cuddlefly.
Also sometimes, I’m a cuddletowel. That absorbs all of the cuddles.
Guy at my register...
Guy: I need a gift card
Me: They are at the end of every register, pick whichever one you want. How much would you like on it?
Guy: Two hundred dollars please.
Me: Oh, wow, okay yeah.
3 minutes later
Me: Do you mind if I ask what this is for?
Guy: My secretary.
Me: Oh…well…if she ever quits and you need a new one..
Guy: Haha, I’ll remember that. Shes amazing. She does so...
Hot Chicks, The L Word, Harry Potter... →
Cherry, that is my sisters Abbys Tumblr
Abby, meet Cherry.
This will make you laugh, I once believed in you....
Hello, it's me again...
Dear George,
I go through phases where I think about you non stop. I have conversations in my head…sometimes you show up. Sometimes we decide to meet somewhere…sometimes we just happen to be talking, out of nowhere. In my head I’m never upset, I’m always calm and flat just in case it might give you any satisfaction to see me angry, or hurt, or whatever I am now about the...
Work.
Me: This stuff smells like a wet nap.
Rob: I slept with a girl who used to work for the other side and we hung out one time and banged, but she smelled funny and then after I found out shes into heroin.
Me: ….Rob, what the fuck are you talking about?
Rob: It’s just that I’ve never told anyone. I’ve been holding it in forever.
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Why Taylor Swift Sucks? →
“Oh, but also, if you listen to the lyrics too closely, it gets EVEN WORSE! “In your life, you’ll do things greater than dating the boy on the football team,” Taylor opines Mom-ishly, which begs the question: WHY DID YOU HAVE AN ENTIRE SONG AND/OR VIDEO IN WHICH DATING THAT BOY WAS PRESENTED AS AN ACCOMPLISHMENT ON PAR WITH CURING CANCER, THEN, TAYLOR? But never mind,...
I really want my mommy. And I haven't been home...
But I’m worried about being separated from Buddy.
All I want to do is take a bath.
Maybe because we have the worlds smallest bathroom and therefore no chance of taking one, or because I’m around fun, smelly, bath stuff all day.
